Ouch

I know this is going to come across as way too much information, but my 'monthly friend' makes me the clumsiest person on earth. Seriously, I've tested this theory over and over again and each month it proves itself true. Yesterday while pumping $3.75 per gallon gas into my tank I wrapped up by dropping the heavy metal spout first on my knee, and then my foot in one simultaneous motion. Not only did I spill droplets of gas onto my favorite jeans, but my left leg and foot throbbed most of yesterday. Then today I tripped on the curb walking into our office building causing me to drop all the papers I was carrying everywhere. I came five seconds from sobbing uncontrollably. At least I know why!