No Day Off At All

I've spent the first three hours of my days off between jobs running around like a chicken with it's head cut off. Seriously, I have already...

• Been woken up way too early by garbage truck
• Slipped on the bathroom floor 
  
• Almost hit the termite guy who is working in the garage with my car 
• Rushed Duke to a new vet and held him like the 50 lb. baby that he is while he got scary shots and a thermometer put up his butt
• Left vet without his medicine
• Was told my new company car is not really a car at all but a MINI-VAN
• Ran out of make-up so can't cover the three huge zits on my face
• Had one of the shelves John just hung for me in the kitchen last night, fall on me after placing one cookbook on it

I think I may need to go back to bed.