Let's Gourd Ourselves

This weekend I feel compelled to make our annual trip to the pumpkin patch to pick out all things fall to decorate our home with, and wouldn't you know, I was sent this story today about just that. It made me laugh so hard I may have peed a little.

It's written by someone named Colin Nissan and was recently published in McSweeney's (which I'm a big fan of). I just read it again and am still cracking up. But, be forewarned, the material is definitely very 'colorful' and not for the faint of heart.